I Feel Like Evel Kinevel Went 12 Rounds With Tyson In Transformers Armour Wielding A Baseball Bat With Spikes In It!

I've woke up this morning with the most severe pain in my lower back (The Davidson's Bad Back Gene!)

BY GOD!

Then the top part of me back is starting to hurt and then me knee then me elbow then me friggin neck!

Damn u nature!

Apparently with the top part of me back it happens to anyone! :|

Could happen to u, me (it has!) him, her, mam, dad, uncle jim, auntie betty and cousin billy bob!

I would understand if i had massive boobies like Annie Hawkins-Turner Aka. Norma Stitz who has the biggest natural boobs in the world at a whopping 102ZZZ

But no im Sean Dodds Aka. SkiddyDrongo with man size boobies!

OOOOP!

Now me (Right) hips just cracked/popped!

By the way!

Here is Annie Hawkins-Turner Aka. Norma Stitz

I mean cmon who need boobs that big?

You would think she would have a reduction or at least put em in a trolley or a basket or summit

Anyway i'm going totally off track!

I'm in pain... OUCH!

Peace Out Ya Big Tits!

Survey

bored..

70 confessions.. (75 but still ;o)
1) Name: Sean Dodds
2) Middle Name: Vincent
3) Country: United Kingdom
4) Place of Birth: North Shields
5) Male or Female: Male
6) Hometown: Stockton-On-Tees
7) School: Demby First School, Oxbridge and Grangefield
8) Initials: SVD
9) Hair Colour: Dark Brown Light Black
10) Hair Length: Medium Length
11) Eye colour: Blue
12) Best Feature: Eyes
13) Height: Apparently 5"11
14) Braces?: No
15) Glasses?: Yes for reading
16/17) 2 things you want to do before you die: Go Diving To See The Titanic and Visit Australia

Your Firsts:
18) First best friend: Ben Garvey
19) First Award: Mentoring Award 2004
20) First Sport: Rounders
21) First thing you did today: Woke Up
22) First real vacation: Spain
23) First thing you said today: You Rang?

Favourites :
24) Movie: Ginger Snaps 1, 2 and 3
25) TV Show: Family Guy and American Dad!
26) Colour: Purple
27) Rapper: Eminem and Mac Lethal
28) Place to get groceries: ASDA
29) Food: Donner Pizza
30) Season: Summer
31) Candy: Haribo Gold Bears
32) Restaurant: Frankie And Bennies
33) Store: GAME
34) School: Demby First School
35) Animal: Liger
36) Book: The Divine Comedy
37) Singer: James Hetfield
38) Band: Metallica
39) Song: Seek & Destroy - Metallica

Currently :
40) Doing before you started this: Watching 19 Kids And Counting
41) Feeling: Excited
42) Wearing: Blue Jeans, Black 50's Style T-Shirt and Red Skating Shoes!
43) Eating: Nout
44) Drinking: Nout
45) Listening To: May The Best House Win
46) Thinking about: Skrillex - First Of The Year (Equinox)

Which is Better with the Opposite Sex :
47) Hair colour: Bright Colour
48) Hair length: Medium
49) Eye colour: Any
50) Cute or sexy: Any
51) Lips or Eyes: Eyes
52) Short or Tall: Petit!
53) Good or Bad: For once, nice
54) Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive
55) Two or One: Girlfriend? I'm a one woman man thank u!

Have You Ever :
56) Broken a bone: Yes
57) Got an X-ray: Yes
58) Been on a cruise: No
59) Broken Someone's Heart: Sadly Yes
60) Dumped someone: No
61) Cried When Someone died: Yes
62) Cried At School: Yes

Do You Believe In:
63)God: No
64) Miracles: No
65) Love at First Sight: Yes
66) Ghosts: Yes
67) Aliens: Yes
68) Heaven: No
69) Hell: No
70) Answered prayers: No
71) Horoscopes: No
72) Santa: No
73) Tooth fairy: No
74)Easter bunny: No
75) Once a cheater always a cheater: Depends

Brotherly And Sisterly Love!

What me and Rosa get up to when we're bored and on cam!

Peace Out Cammers!

DA FOOQ!

what is rosa going on about, starts rambling on about that she is a bad sister and she is taking the charger for her laptop

and then starts singing its a hard knock life! :S

Peace Out Fooquers!

1 Day Away!

On the first of may Call Of Duty will be Revealing the (Teaser) Trailer for there new game!

Excited? I think so!

Gentlemen start playing with your joysticks!

Who will win us or them?

........................... Me

Peace Out CODilites!

BLOGSPOT!!!!!! Vs. Tumblr

Blogspot VS. Tumblr

Blogspot - post detailed intimate (Yet Rather Eccentric) posts

Awesome

Tumblr - *As a SPAZZA!* POST PICTURES!

Need i say more?

Peace out BLOGSPOTTERS!

Ve Have Vays Of Keeling Yoo Tommy!

I think my mam is trying to tell me summit...

Chicken breasts... *Cough* Breaded Chicken Breasts
Gas Mark 6
Cook for 30 mins

Me - Mam ive put my food in let iz know when 30 mins is up
(Put them in at 22:47pm)
(8 mins later)
(23:05pm)
Mam - Sean u need to take em out now
Me - okie dokies
(Should be done at 23:17pm i think)

My mam is trying to kill the next Fanny Cradock!
GRR!!

Penis Cradhaddock AWAY!

Gundula Janowitz Vs. Alfred Ainger

Calm down 'Miss Opera Singer Of The Year!'


i hate having a sister that does performing arts in college!


all she does is sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing sing and dance


i always say she cant sing (as a joke) and say she has no tone.... but Mr's Gundula Janowitz over there was like 'oooh Tone is how well u r with music' or some shite like that


i cannit have a bleedin joke with her without her correcting me
its like explaining a joke to 'Mr Buzz Killington'


GODDAMN!


Peace Out Gundula Janowitz

They Have Been There How Long?!

My mam has just announced that my trousers have been hanging over the chair for a week and there's like a weeks worth of pictures with me bloody pants in the background!

By the way they ARE clean!

Peace Out Panty Lovers!

OMG! HOW COOL!

If no one has made this

get ya finger out and make it!

Peace!

Write a caption about me picture!

Mother And The Attack Of The Security Numbers!

Love watching my mother get frustrated over the Security Numbers when commenting

Like freshly cut knackers on a dog trying to bite the stiches!

Mother - Why is it making me type these bloody... erm... bloody numbers?

Me - For security reasons mother

Mother - Its stupid!

Peace out stitches!

Sitruc Nosalli

The Evil One Is Upon Us!

Sitruc Nosalli!

WANKER!

Peace Out Situc Nosalli!

I Will Be Like The Greats... President Clinton, President Obama, The President Of Treyarch... I WILL BE! THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD (My World)

Someday I will be president of SkiddyLand! Where everyone looks like me and i look like Claudia Schiffer!

Peace Out Flipity Flops!

Damn You Treyarch, Activision, Raven, Sledgehammer Games And Infinity Ward!

Ready for some happy blog time?

Call Of Duty

The Meier mention of its name strikes twinges in little nerds pants (including mine)

COD this, COD that, COD ruined my marriage!

Lately CallOfDuty.com have been putting on there website little classified screens like this

You can click on them all, even drag them, some of them have dates on them. There's also a little countdown at the bottom for May 1st... Here

So obviously the world reveal for the new Call Of Duty game... It will obviously be a Teaser Trailer! Treyarch and others have always been like this with there COD games, Secret Pictures, Easter Eggs, Cryptic Messages and Teaser Trailers.

Like i said before some of the screens have dates for the next picture that comes on like these

And this is the first picture that was revealed

this is what it looked like before it became clear

The clear picture u see is a thing called a Prototype Quadrotor, if u click on the screen it sends u to a youtube video by FPSRussia Right here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNPJMk2fgJU

A short while after the Tacticus screen came on 2 websites suddenly emerged
www.tacticus.com and www.elegantscience.com both owned by the same man, Howard Coale

OOOOH NEW DISCOVERY! www.coale.com comes up with www.tacticus.com but obviously with the web address www.coale.com insted of www.tacticus.com... confusing i know!

anyways here r the 2 websites

Tacticus Rising is a Developer of complex data visualization user experience and design products or for thick people a games developer

Look up what ive said www.callofduty.com, www.tacticus.com, www.coale.com and www.elegantscience.com

Peace out COD Fans!

Swimming In A Pile Of Cash In The Form Of PS3 Games!

Well i just counted how many games i have for me PS3

32

ooooh joy i can nearly fill up my swimming pool that i aint got!

Goddamn mother and sister have left doors open to the passage and kitchen, bloody freezing, they born in a barn? the weird people!

its freezing and they still have the doors open, Rosa's on about bloody dry shampoo and (Bleeding) mascara!

GODDAMN!

Right Peace Bitches And Ho's!

For Peter!

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Peace Out!

Drowning My Sorrows In Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Donuts and Chicken Korma!

Rosa's birthday tomorrow and today me, mam, patrick, rosa and kelsey went out to buy rosa some presents, i paid for half of her Red Converse, they got her a bleach and dye for her hair and a new *whimpers* HTC ONE S! :'( WAAH!

At Last We Will Reveal Ourselves To The Jedi, At Last We Will Have Revenge... or something like that but about rosa's phone and me drowning my sorrows!

Peace Out Jedi's!

Kurt Cobain (Musician) Whitney Houston (Musician) Chris Kanyon (Wrestler) Michael Jackson (Musician) Janis Joplin (Musician) Phil Lynott (Musician) Michael Von Erich (Wrestler) Sean Dodds (God)

I had an overdose on me Nicorette Nasal Spray and it was horrible

Hot, Sweaty, Cold, Shivering, Upset Stomach, Lump In My Throat!

Made me mam cool me down with a damp towel... had a bucket cause i wanted to Puke!

So here's me writhing in pain from an overdose and me Mam and Rosa on the PC's laughing at me

Have to admit it was hilarious, every now and again i was just going 'Meeeh' and flopping like a fish!

Right am offskis homies!

Peace Out You Straight Up Cracker Jack!

xxxx

Smoking? NO THANX!

I gotta phone call today off the smoking clinic to see how i was doing with me 'No Smoking' and i told em i was 3 month into it without a cigarette... YEY ME!

I need another Nasal Spray cause i been with people who smoke and im getting cravings... u see i got no will power lmao!

I love my healthy lungs :D

Peace Out Cracker Jack!

Dimply And The World Of Tomorrow

Today we have our friend from Suzicraft Claire 'Dimply' Kemp Aka. Auntie Tim over, she is now drinking a nice cuppa off me mam and we're all munching on Easter Eggs... YUMMY!

Got nothing to do today... today's boring... except i just made the couch rumble with me incredible farting skills! BOOYA!

Dimply and my mam r both laughing at this blog as i'm typing it! we r reminiscing about to people who i used to make new names up for... Addy - Adamantite Armour! Rohad - Rohan! Surjan - Surgeon and Gurkan - Gurkin or Pickle!

Life's Great!

PEACE OUT HOMIIIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSS!

Sunday, BLOODY SUNDAY!

Going to the South Lake Zoo on Sunday... YEY! picnic in all!

i just relised some of the titles seem like Chapters in a book... in this case they r sub-chapters of my life :)

hmmm me mam is meant to be doing housework, but NOOOO! she is watching a soviet program about soviets but she is now 'Pretending' to do housework.

Rosa is now having ago at me for writing facebook status' about her lmao!

Speaking of Rosa

Rosa bought a stretcher for her ear... she is now showing me the difference between an earring and a stretcher... its 1mm, MINT!

Peace Out Home Skillet!

Rosa - What? what? what? WHAT?

Me - Rosa STFU and go back to sleep!

Day Of Reckoning A Sham!

a know its late but the day of reckoning was a sham... all mouth... anyways, got me new blackberry today YEY! Was me brothers belated birthday party at Suzicraft... 34... the old git!

am sooooooo hungry might make myself my 2 mini pizza's YEH!

Also im in so much agony with me back its unreal :| its all stiff and if feels like my spine and ribs have swollen to the size of a beach ball!

me neck is hurting to, months of really cracking it... hint to everyone dont EVER crack your neck it will lead to pain and dull pain!

Peace homies! <3