Ve Have Vays Of Keeling Yoo Tommy!

I think my mam is trying to tell me summit...

Chicken breasts... *Cough* Breaded Chicken Breasts
Gas Mark 6
Cook for 30 mins

Me - Mam ive put my food in let iz know when 30 mins is up
(Put them in at 22:47pm)
(8 mins later)
(23:05pm)
Mam - Sean u need to take em out now
Me - okie dokies
(Should be done at 23:17pm i think)

My mam is trying to kill the next Fanny Cradock!
GRR!!

Penis Cradhaddock AWAY!