Update!

Hey guys sorry I aint been on in ages, Rachels on holiday! So am low!

Anyway alots happened since a was last on, we have fish now

Step dad has had a promotion, Rosa tore her ligaments in her foot and Patrick has had a midlife crisis!

Well I will see u on the flip side!

Peace out homes!

New Phone and PSVita

Got a new phone, Sony Xperia U, canny little phone like. Also I got a new games console of sorts a PSVita thanx Mr's Dimply! Twas my birthday on Friday 19th October and I went to the casino spent fuck all gambling wise cause I got £15 and came home with £25... Not bad, not bad.

Right am offskis
Peace out phone lovers!

Colin 'Mr Tits' Pettitt Vs. Sean 'SkiddyDrongo' Dodds

Yesterday was the very first WTWW ever!

The World Towel Whipping Wrestling has been going good and strong since 23/09/12

The pictures r quite gruesome, so viewer discretion is advised

23/09/12

24/09/12

24/09/12

 Eww... Grosses me out!

We will keep u updated at a later date!

Peace Out WTWW!

Long Time No Speak People!

Last blog post was Friday 6th July 2012 that is a long time for me, i ain't had the time to do it and I've not really had anything to write about.

Got another blog
Short Stories blog

lifewouldbebetterwithmyshortstories.blogspot.com

Check it out, me mother loves it

By the way her blog is

Punkleface.blogspot.com

Had an eventful few months, Bought Rachel an engagement ring, gunna propose to her when the time is right.

*Sings* OOOH HAPPY DAYS!

Got a new tattoo, says Carpe Diem... my friend done it!

At the moment i'm watching Futurama with me, myself and i

Got a band up and running, wrote about 5 songs... ALLL SMUTTY!

Writing some 'Normal' ones

E C Double U - About Wrestlers First Day
By Thy Metal - About War
Devils Juice - About Alcohol
Watchful Eye - About The Governments 'Big Brother' Eyes

Thats all i got to say at the moment

Comment Question Of The Day
Has anyone got any tattoo Idea's?

Peace Out Shorties!

Happy Birthday!

Like to wish my step-dad patrick a happy birthday for yesterday!

Peace out birthday boys and girls!

Weather Warning In Newcastle-Upon-Tyne!

My fellow geordmericans,
                                       Great tragedy has struck the plants of our grand city of Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. There has been a MAJOR flood, well the biggest flood in Newcastle since the longbenton flood of '99. The pictures r bad, VERY BAD!

As seen

Here

I mean there's bloody whales coming up the streets with see through anoraks on!

We will keep u posted on this news as time go's on!

Comment Question Of The Day!
What is the worst flood u been in?

Peace out Flooders!

Blink 182 - Reckless Abandon - Accoustic - Newcastle 02 Arena - 19/6/12

Favorite Song Done In Accoustic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhe_RsIeLvA

Sorry aint got the video!
Just the link!

Peace out Blinky Lovers!

Twin Atlantic, All American Rejects and Blink 182!

Went to a gig lastnight with Rachel and RainMan!

Blink 182 supported by Twin Atlantic and The All American Rejects!

There's 1 pic of Twin Atlantic

Here

Best... Seats... EVAR!

AAR

Here

THE BEST GUITAR EVAR!

And Blink 182!

Here

Blink 182!

Accoustic Set!

We went to meet them after the gig and ended up going to the wrong gate and when we did the bass player Mark Hoppus came to the other gate to sign some shit and we missed em, but i gotta plec :D so u know... go me!

got 3 video's as well

but blogspot is being gay, well im signing off with me Courage Best Beer... mmmmmmmmmm


Peace out Alcy, Blink 182 lovers!

Fathers Day With The 2 Dads!

Today is Fathers Day yes?

I bought patrick a nice pint glass saying worlds greatest dad or worlds best dad or summit and a card!

Colin i bought nothing, but im buying a pint or 2 or summit at The Cons Club!

Then X-Factor tomorrow

Then Blink 182 on Tuesday! :D YEY!

Well am going, we're waiting for a taxi

Comment Question Of The Day!
What did u get your father or spouses for fathers day?

Peace Out Fathers Day Lovers!

The Evil Telstar Hole!

Rachel was suppost to be out drinking with her mates for her mates birthday, but it was sadly cut short when an evil hole attacked her and caused her to fall and damage herself... Most of all, damage her Teeth!

An artist depiction has been made by our Resident Police Sketch Artist Sgt. Pablo PiDoddso of Rachels face and the Hole!

Very Realistic Picture, looks almost life-like!

and the hole

Also... Very Realistic!

The woman at The Telstar Pub said that she was pissed and went to the bar about 10 times when she went twice, had 2 pints and there's CCTV footage to prove it!

She probly dont think there's a hole but look at the picture Sgt. Pablo PiDoddso done!

Stupid Get!

If u have any information at all please call 1-800-Cock-Knocker!

Thank u!

Peace out Telstarers!

Chris, Hellen and The President, Me!

I am with Chris and Hellen... Rachel is out tonight to town with her friends for her friends birthday!

We  r all having a drink at Hellen's but me being me... i'm not drinking! but i'm enjoying myself, i'm watching You've Been Framed! YEY!

Here's some pictures of us by our resident artist

Pablo PiDoddso

Chris

Hellen

And Me, Sober As A Judge!

Well am offski's

Peace Out Piss Heads!

Mirtazapine

I started a new drug the day before yesterday for me depression.

Yes i have Clinic Depression.

I'm currently on 150mg of Sertraline, i need to take the dosage down and go 100mg of Sertraline and 15mg of Mirtazapine then 50mg of Sertraline and 15mg of Mirtazapine, blah blah blah blah.

But i tried my Mirtazapine and ended making me hungry, dizzy, light headed and blurred vision, so ive had to stop them, i felt the same yesterday and today i feel a bit 'Bleh'

I dont really know what to say now, so im signing off

Peace out druggies!

Miami Zombie Man

I have found a pic of the man who got his face eaten off by a man on the drug 'Bath Salts'

Bath Salts is a new 'Designer Drug' which is apparently a new strain of LSD that from what i have seen on the net gives the person Zombie-Like symptoms


Super human strength
Makes u 'Growl'
Makes u cannibalistic
and gives u a massive dose of Adrenaline

Here is a pic of the man done by our resident painter/drawer Pablo PiDoddso

Looks real!


Comment Question Of The Day
Do u think there is going to be a 'Zombie Apocalypse'?

Peace Out Horders!

Prometheus

Today i went to see the film Prometheus, which is the Prequel to Alien

Apparently it wasent, but it was... there was to many things in Prometheus that was linked with Alien... like so

Weyland Yutani logo was on the movie Alien Vs. Predator

It was also on the side of all the vehicles and suits in Prometheus

As highlighted

AVP had Charles Bishop Weyland in it

Prometheus has Peter Weyland in it

NEXT!

The dead 'Space Jockey' in a pilots seat which oddly enough looks like a big ass gun is in Alien but is also in Prometheus and goes by the name 'The Engineer' like so

Alien (1979)

Prometheus (2012)

NEXT!

The Xenomorph on the wall of the Ampule Room Aka. 'Urn Room'

And Xenomorph in the Alien franchise

NEXT!

M41A "Pulse Rifle" From the Alien franchise

On a Prometheus website

The Weyland Storm Rifle

NEXT!

The 'Space Jockey'

The 'Space Jockey' was the alien they found in... well, Alien

And the 'Space Jockey' in Prometheus

And FINALLY!

The ship they find on LV-426 (Alien)

The ship they find on LV-223 (Promtheus)

That is to many coincidences for my liking!

Comment Question Of The Day!

Has anyone seen Prometheus?

Peace out Alien lovers!

Emma Dugger!

Rachels sister Emma has now given birth to her 3rd child Ben

Rachels been sat with her sister for 4 days waiting for her to pop and she did at 16:45pm

Stubburn little get!

I class him as my Nephew even though he is like my Nephew-in-law, YEY!

Cannit wait to meet him

Since i dont have permission to put him on my blog, here is a very VERY detailed depiction of him done by Pablo Pidoddso!

VERY DETAILED!

Right im offski's!

Comment Question Of The Day!
What would u name your baby and who is your ideal celeb u would have it with?

Peace out MachineGunFanny's!

Mittel Spitz, Finnish Spitz and Blink 182 T-Shirt Design!

Today Me, Rachel, Rain Man and Cesar Maflange went to Preston Park for a sponsored dog walk... NEVER AGAIN!

I needed a number 2 badly, a number 1 badly and my pants were nearly down me friggin ankles!

Then to make matters worse i had a heated discussion with Rachel's Auntie Flange aka. Cesar Maflange about my Auntie Jackie's old dog Baily.

I thought it was a Pomeranian but it was a Mittel Spitz... BUT NOOOO!!! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A MITTEL SPITZ! ONLY A FINNISH SPITZ!

A Mittel Spitz is a also known as a German Spitz!

This is a Mittel Spitz

And this is a Finnish Spitz

Cesar Maflange thought that a Mittel Spitz aka. a German Spitz was a Finnish Spitz!

The look nout like each other!

Once again i am right!

Now onto the more important news, i'm going to see Blink 182 with Rachel and her Mother Rain Man, sometime in june... Blink 182 have a song called 'I Wanna F*ck A Dog In The Ass!'

So me and Rachel made some T-Shirts up for me, her mam and her (she aint made hers yet)

These r the designs!

Rain Man's

This but with I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass!

And Mine!

Front

Back

With Rain Men! Seperated @ Birth!

Comment Question Of The Day
What do u think of my T-Shirt design's?


Peace Out Rain Men!

F*ck Big Brother!

I couldnt be arsed with my big brother style theme of posting, was boring lmao! We r gunna try and breed my dog Penny who is a West Highland White Terrier and my mates dog Blackfoot who is a Border Terrier, it'll make the cutest doggy ever!

This

We have to have her mated cause she is going into Phantom Pregnancies and we cant get her Spade while she is in a Phantom Pregnancy! -_-

Comment Question Of The Day!
What dog have u got?

My mate is coming over now so im signing off

Peace out Dog lovers!

Day 4 In The Ware Street House!

Talk like The Narrator off Big Brother!

Sean has had quite a shitty day today!

Today has been filled with lies, embarrassment and upset-ment. But some of the other house mates have cheered him up including former housemate, Rachel (Sean's Girlfriend)

Sean has had some Bolognase Hotpockets and a cuppa tea with chocolate biscuits for tea. Sean is going to update his other blog AnnihilatorGamer.blogspot.co.uk after he has updated his massively collective '6' followers about his life in The Ware Street House!

Sean and a housemate were talking about why the rules of The Ware Street House were there as he was not happy with his Ware Street House Photo! So he wanted to know if someone could bring a camera in and re-take it. She said no cause its against the rules, Sean asked 'Why?' and she said 'Because some IDIOT has done it in the past and obviously wasn't aloud to so they put the rule in place' Sean had never looked at it in that way, then he started thinking about in other jobs or buildings what has somebody to make these rules up...

Here!

It makes him think.

Who goes? You decide!

Comment Question Of The Day
What funny rules have you seen in your job?

Peace Out Rule Breakers!