Thursday 31 May 2012

Emma Dugger!

Rachels sister Emma has now given birth to her 3rd child Ben

Rachels been sat with her sister for 4 days waiting for her to pop and she did at 16:45pm

Stubburn little get!

I class him as my Nephew even though he is like my Nephew-in-law, YEY!

Cannit wait to meet him

Since i dont have permission to put him on my blog, here is a very VERY detailed depiction of him done by Pablo Pidoddso!















VERY DETAILED!

Right im offski's!

Comment Question Of The Day!
What would u name your baby and who is your ideal celeb u would have it with?

Peace out MachineGunFanny's!

Sunday 20 May 2012

Mittel Spitz, Finnish Spitz and Blink 182 T-Shirt Design!

Today Me, Rachel, Rain Man and Cesar Maflange went to Preston Park for a sponsored dog walk... NEVER AGAIN!

I needed a number 2 badly, a number 1 badly and my pants were nearly down me friggin ankles!

Then to make matters worse i had a heated discussion with Rachel's Auntie Flange aka. Cesar Maflange about my Auntie Jackie's old dog Baily.

I thought it was a Pomeranian but it was a Mittel Spitz... BUT NOOOO!!! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A MITTEL SPITZ! ONLY A FINNISH SPITZ!

A Mittel Spitz is a also known as a German Spitz!

This is a Mittel Spitz


















And this is a Finnish Spitz
















Cesar Maflange thought that a Mittel Spitz aka. a German Spitz was a Finnish Spitz!

The look nout like each other!

Once again i am right!

Now onto the more important news, i'm going to see Blink 182 with Rachel and her Mother Rain Man, sometime in june... Blink 182 have a song called 'I Wanna F*ck A Dog In The Ass!'

So me and Rachel made some T-Shirts up for me, her mam and her (she aint made hers yet)

These r the designs!

Rain Man's

This but with I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass!

















And Mine!

Front

















Back


With Rain Men! Seperated @ Birth!














Comment Question Of The Day
What do u think of my T-Shirt design's?


Peace Out Rain Men!





Saturday 19 May 2012

F*ck Big Brother!

I couldnt be arsed with my big brother style theme of posting, was boring lmao! We r gunna try and breed my dog Penny who is a West Highland White Terrier and my mates dog Blackfoot who is a Border Terrier, it'll make the cutest doggy ever!

This





















We have to have her mated cause she is going into Phantom Pregnancies and we cant get her Spade while she is in a Phantom Pregnancy! -_-

Comment Question Of The Day!
What dog have u got?

My mate is coming over now so im signing off

Peace out Dog lovers!

Thursday 17 May 2012

Day 4 In The Ware Street House!

Talk like The Narrator off Big Brother!

Sean has had quite a shitty day today!

Today has been filled with lies, embarrassment and upset-ment. But some of the other house mates have cheered him up including former housemate, Rachel (Sean's Girlfriend)

Sean has had some Bolognase Hotpockets and a cuppa tea with chocolate biscuits for tea. Sean is going to update his other blog AnnihilatorGamer.blogspot.co.uk after he has updated his massively collective '6' followers about his life in The Ware Street House!

Sean and a housemate were talking about why the rules of The Ware Street House were there as he was not happy with his Ware Street House Photo! So he wanted to know if someone could bring a camera in and re-take it. She said no cause its against the rules, Sean asked 'Why?' and she said 'Because some IDIOT has done it in the past and obviously wasn't aloud to so they put the rule in place' Sean had never looked at it in that way, then he started thinking about in other jobs or buildings what has somebody to make these rules up...

Here!





















It makes him think.

Who goes? You decide!

Comment Question Of The Day
What funny rules have you seen in your job?

Peace Out Rule Breakers!

Wednesday 16 May 2012

Day 3 In The Ware Street House!

Talk like The Geordie Narrator of Big Brother whilest reading this!

Sean has had an awesome day with his girlfriend who came to visit him inside The Ware Street house.

He managed to escape the house to go to his parents with her, there, Judith, his mam, his auntie, his cousin, his friend and her baby welcomed Sean and his girlfriend Rachel.

His mam promised him Chicken Goujons, but instead gave them to Judith for her tea, Sean was very displeased!

Sean's sister Rosa and his Step-Dad Patrick came home and everyone had a jolly time.

Sean and Rachel went back to The Ware Street House and reminiscent about the old days, Sean got hungry and Rachel was evicted!

Sean was sad and stuffed his face with his 2nd Steak and Noodles and a luke warm Hot Chocolate.

Sean then went on to go to his room and dispose of the Steak and Noodles and then went to the Library Room to right his feelings out in the form of a Blog!

Who goes? You decide!

Comment Question Of The Day!
Should Sean of had that 2nd Steak, today?

Peace Out Steak Lovers!

Tuesday 15 May 2012

Day 2 In The Ware Street House!

Remember to read this like The Narrator off Big Brother.

Sean is sat in the library writing in his diary/blog.

He had 2 Steak pies for dinner and sat with some housemate's Sean has met Shelby for the first time, she has the same last name as him! So she is family! Anyways Sean is having a good time At the Ware Street House, Sean has only done one task with 2 other housemates and a special guest housemate!

He said it, quote, 'Was easy!'

Sean tried making mini pizza's for his dinner but burnt them and they were still frozen in the middle so he had to chuck em and opted for Steak pies instead!

Who goes? You decide!

Comment Question Of The Day!
What have you had for your dinner today and what you having for tea?

Peace Out Taskers!

Monday 14 May 2012

Day 1 In The Ware Street House!

Sean has finally arrived. This is his second Resbite he is taking out off 4 this year! he is now in the kitchen typing all this as i speak... I am not Sean i am the Narrator from Big Brother so imagine u r reading this like me as Sean is doing, as i speak!

Today Sean has had 2 of his Bolognase Hot Pockets! They were delicious.

Tomorrow he'll probably do the same for dinner and for tea have a Steak... Medium not well done!

I love my accent its so Geordie-ish! TOON! TOON! BLACK & WHITE ARMY!

Remember keep reading this like the Geordie Narrator off Big Brother... Cause u know, am bloody amazing!

Sean is having fun and is going to continue to have fun until he goes, cause The Ware Street House is amazing!

Who Goes? You Decide!

Comment Question Of The Day!
Do u like my accent?

Peace Out All You Narrators!

Saturday 12 May 2012

Percy Pringle And The Box In My Room

We r looking after a Pigeon who The Bowens have names Percy

Its been kept in my room in a box with water, food and newspaper for reading material whilest shitting on it!

The dog has been very curious about the strange box in me room
So she went up there to see

So me, Rosa and Kelsey went running up and found the pigeon on my DVD's and the dog in between the box and my bed!

Dont worry the Pigeon and the Dog r fine

So i put him/her on my bed with the water and cleaned out her home and put her back in with some Seed!

So all's good in the hood!

CQOTD
What is the weirdest animal u have ever had to look after?

Me mother before i was born looked after a Seagull called Jonathan Livingston Seagull!

Peace Out Animal Lovers!

Tuesday 8 May 2012

OUCH! & Rosa's Play!

Went to see Rosa's play today, GODDAMN! she has a mint singing voice, awesome at acting and I LOVED THE 2 SEXY DANCES THAT HER MATES DID IN THE PLAY! Who r over the age of 18!


&


My sternum hurts! feels like someone had hit iz with a friggin hammer!

IT KILLS!

Watching Friends though so all's good in the hood, covered in mud, innit blood!

Everything is going wrong with my bloody body

List
Bad Back
Bad Neck
Bad Knee (Left)
Bad Middle Finger (Right Hand)
Bad Elbow (Left)
Bad Sternum
Grinding Teeth
Hole In My 5th Tooth From The Left Front Tooth
Dying Tooth, Next To The One With The Hole

I'm like an old man for crying out loud

And im now touch typing, know what that is?

Its where i type whilst not looking at the keyboard, hence the name TOUCH typing... I was watching friends as i was Touch Typing!

I am watching

The One With The Yeti

Funny episode!

Peace Out Touch Typing Yeti Foggers!

Raiders Of The Lost ARC!

Today is Rosa's show!

Me and Paddy r gunna go see it at the ARC! Me mams at work so she is seeing it tomorrow!

Gunna be good cause that means i getta free Coffee/Hot Chocolate/Chocolate Milk from Caffe Nero's!

Woke up with heartburn... aint had that since i was smoking! weird!

OOOOH!

I just cleaned up my desktop cause Am cool! :P dunno how thats relevant since im supposed to be talking about Rosa's show and ave done 3 lines about it then talked about heartburn and me desktop being cleaned! Any excuse to use me Raiders Of The Lost ARC! Title... See what i did there? :P Its cause am cool!

CQOTD


Whats your favorite Indiana Jones film?

Personally mines the 3rd and 4th

Peace Out ARC Raiders ;)

Monday 7 May 2012

Comment Question Of The Day!

Who is your favorite 'Friends' character?

Peace Out Cracker Jacks!

Annihilator Gamer!

Everybody go check out my other blog

Annihilator Gamer

AnnihilatorGamer.blogspot.co.uk

It's got everything about the world of gaming from: Games, Release Dates, Updates, Games Companies and Youtube gamers!

Peace Out Gamers!

Sunday 6 May 2012

Followers!

Need Followers Please!

Cause it'll make me do this

Epic Face!
Epic Face!
Epic Face!
Epic Face!
Jizz In My Pants


Peace Out Jizzers!

Friday 4 May 2012

Mother And Rosa A Part Of The Saddo Club!

Mother and Rosa have discovered a new T.V Program called The Saddle Club which i have renamed The Saddo Club.

They r watching it as we speak!

Well mam is trying to watch it but Rosa is asking question and talking through it all and shouting at the people on the T.V!

See... Saddo's!

Peace Out Saddo Club Members!

Figgin

Oh My Figgin God!

Kelsey Figgin said Figgin instead of friggin

Figgin heck moy san!

So i Figgin was Figgin saying Figgin about every Figgin thing!

Figgin

Peace Out Figgers!

Dreams Are A Window Into Our Future!

My dream last night was weird

Completely set in Newcastle

I remember going with me Uncle Tommy to me Dads. On the way we were attacked by i think Aliens or summit. We managed to escape and arrive at me dads and me dad is dressed in black joggers, white trainers and black t-shirt... his/my Independence Day t-shirt. He walked lent forward arse sticking out (i know weird innit) he also had a daughter called Nelly. I also saw my friend Jade at a pub we all went to called believe it or not The Proclaimers Pub and we had a drink and started fighting these weird black Wolverines and then i like woke up.

Dream Explanations

Uncle Tommy and me Dad were best mates

Nelly was the nickname my Mam gave my dad

May 4th (Today) is my Dads Birthday

Independence Day T-shirt was the T-shirt i got left by me dad when he died

R.I.P Dad

Think he was telling me in my dream to be more independent!

Comment Question Of The Day (CQOTD)

Have you ever had a weird dream that involved i deceased friend or relative?

Peace Out Dreamers!

Wednesday 2 May 2012

American: Reunion

Went to see American: Reunion with Rosa today, well tonight, GEEZAZ! Rosa sang when music came on and Christ almighty, as much as i love her Christ she can talk and sing... IN FRONT OF A FULL CINEMA! Then i came home and me mam is eating/drinking a krushem that Paddy bought her from KFC... she drinks hers, then 'Feels Ill' then burps twice then she drinks mine... beeeeatch!

By the way I'm gunna do a new thing which i got off my favourite youtuber RayWilliamJohnson

http://www.youtube.com/user/raywilliamjohnson

Called the comment question of the day... i am gunna ask a question and i want u to comment the answers!

What Film Would You Like To See This Year?

Peace Out Movie Critics!