The Evil Telstar Hole!

Rachel was suppost to be out drinking with her mates for her mates birthday, but it was sadly cut short when an evil hole attacked her and caused her to fall and damage herself... Most of all, damage her Teeth!

An artist depiction has been made by our Resident Police Sketch Artist Sgt. Pablo PiDoddso of Rachels face and the Hole!

Very Realistic Picture, looks almost life-like!

and the hole

Also... Very Realistic!

The woman at The Telstar Pub said that she was pissed and went to the bar about 10 times when she went twice, had 2 pints and there's CCTV footage to prove it!

She probly dont think there's a hole but look at the picture Sgt. Pablo PiDoddso done!

Stupid Get!

If u have any information at all please call 1-800-Cock-Knocker!

Thank u!

Peace out Telstarers!